There's no wandering on to the next area, no moving around just you and one or a few nasties going toe to toe for two minutes or so until they're dead or until you have to restart. This is the least imaginative development in thuggery since the Mitchell brothers returned to Eastenders. Say what you like about The Warriors, at least it had people in facepaint with baseball bats.

Naturally there are black gangs, bikers, Asians, all the usual stereotypical suspects. In it, broad-chested nutter Brad Hawk wanders around Wherevertown beating up small pockets of people in 100 tiny story missions, using a decently varied array of attacks to take them down in little scrolling beat-'em-up style levels, listening to tedious people wax on about territory and the mean streets and all that jazz between levels. Yes, that man's name is actually 'Real'.ДЇortunately Urban Reign isn't much more real it's the latest in a boringly long line of gang warfare games made by people, like me, whose first reaction to the words 'loan shark' is 'stingy aquarium!' It's about 'gang warfare' in the same way that 'the Coca Cola Championship' is about drinks. The only thing I've ever 'tagged' was my ruler in school, and even then I felt like I'd committed some great act of hate against Shatter Resistance. I use the word 'jumpers' and listen to Belle & Sebastian while talking to my Nanna on the phone about watercolours.

The closest I've come to drug taking is battling a cold by mainlining Lemsip. I don't like mean streets at all I like choccy biccies and cups of tea. My working knowledge of gangsters is limited to what I've seen in The Shield and Guys And Dolls, and I haven't even seen the latter so it's even worse than it sounds. Okay look, I admit it, this is total charlatanry. I didn't even write down what the city's called that you're in, but it doesn't matter you know why you're here you're here to go around beating people up for money you're here to be MEAN and ANSWER TO NO ONE except that lady handing out the missions and SHE'S JUST A DAME.Дame? Yeah, you know. How are we meant to form gangs and become addicted to heroin and generally fall off society's radar when it's all so bloody clean and tidy? Thank goodness for games like Urban Reign. There aren't even any derelict buildings. As I sit here typing this, there's a POLICEMAN ON A HORSE outside my window. 'Community support' po-po on every corner, leaves swept up whether they're brown or green, anti-climbing paint on the walls and ample parking. If you don't think any of the above situations apply, you can use this feedback form to request a review of this block.Man, life's pretty tough on the mean streets of Pimlico for thugs like me. Contact your IT department and let them know that they've gotten banned, and to have them let us know when they've addressed the issue.ДЄre you browsing GameFAQs from an area that filters all traffic through a single proxy server (like Singapore or Malaysia), or are you on a mobile connection that seems to be randomly blocked every few pages? Then we'll definitely want to look into it - please let us know about it here. You'll need to disable that add-on in order to use GameFAQs.ДЄre you browsing GameFAQs from work, school, a library, or another shared IP? Unfortunately, if this school or place of business doesn't stop people from abusing our resources, we don't have any other way to put an end to it. When we get more abuse from a single IP address than we do legitimate traffic, we really have no choice but to block it. If you don't think you did anything wrong and don't understand why your IP was banned.ДЄre you using a proxy server or running a browser add-on for 'privacy', 'being anonymous', or 'changing your region' or to view country-specific content, such as Tor or Zenmate? Unfortunately, so do spammers and hackers. IP bans will be reconsidered on a case-by-case basis if you were running a bot and did not understand the consequences, but typically not for spamming, hacking, or other abuse. If you are responsible for one of the above issues.

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